The Guide to Spamming

Subject: The Guide to Spamming Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:32 pm

The Guide to Spamming
By Kenny Chen

Types

1a. Off-topic, random posts

How to do
Say something annoying such as George Forman or rawr!

Pros
Really pisses someone off. Wastes a post. Really easy to make a bunch of posts.

Cons
They don't lag the site.

1b. Parody Spamming

How to do
Copy someone else's line & spam that.

Pros
Extremely pisses people off.

Cons
Same as off-topic spamming

2. Massive quotes

How to do
If you want some really massive quotes, go back to soap busters & find some super quotes.

Pros
REALLY LONG. Makes site seem endless. Sometimes can screw up the backgrounds.

Cons
Easily deleted.

3. Smiley armies

How to do
Make a huge post of smilies

Pros
Creates a whole ton of lag (especially the animated ones)

Cons
Easily deleted.

4. Image spamming

How to do
Get a big image and spam it endlessly. Just make sure it's x*y where x is less than 800 and y is any number

Pros
Makes site seem endless. Takes up a huge ton of space. May be even bigger than massive quotes if the image is super big.

Cons
Easily deleted.

5. Signature Spamming

How to do
Get a really big image. Just make sure it's x*y where x is less than 800 and y is any number

Pros
Spam every time you post. Don't have to worry about being banned! It doesn't really count as spamming so you don't get punished.

Cons
Ryan can just change your sig. It also takes space away from your sig. Not as big as some of the other spams because your signature can't be as big as a post.

6. User Spamming

How to do
Create a whole bunch of accounts.

Pros
Not really any

Cons
Time-taking to make.

7. PM Spamming

How to do
Generally done to specifically one person. You just repeatedly send emails to someone.

Pros
Fills up their inbox

Cons
I think they can block people from sending pms to them.

How to Spam Better

Aim your spamming

Aim somewhere important to someone. Probably their shop or the suggestions. If you spam Axis Powers they're not going to care.

Know the risks for spamming

If you spam you receive a punishment. Unless you sig spam, you're gonna lose money or get banned for a while.

Know why you're spamming

You should know the purpose of your spamming. If you wanna lag the site, you better your posts extremely long and laggy. If you wanna piss off someone, just spam "[Their Name] is going out with Charles!"